(Source: jockbeach)

kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

(Source: towonderland)

didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

Oh man I love it

(Source: burritttto)

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

onigiri85:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

that sucks :( ……I stayed beautiful and pissed off a couple white boys

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(Source: ugly)

"Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer."
— you intoxicate me (via n4ughty-y)

piplump:

"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"

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